KevinDeBacker: @damianchadwick that is weird!

KevinDeBacker: I kissed a lot of people tonight. I'm so sorry about not mentioning the mouth herpes. It comes and goes... You know?

KevinDeBacker: @MarcyLane @damianchadwick as in... what we're keeping under our shirts? Awesome! I want dat ass

KevinDeBacker: Got nervous and said, thank care to a cute waitress. She responded with, tipper shitty

KevinDeBacker: Driving in NY is just like driving in any other city, just a whole fucking lot crazier!

KevinDeBacker: I hate it when u show up alone to singles mixers & people feel the need to chat. If I wanted to talk, I would have brought a date

KevinDeBacker: Gotta be honest, If u send me a long email w/detailed instructions to an event, I'm just gonna text u moments before for the address

KevinDeBacker: UCBW: Hanukkaos tonight at midnight! @Codylindquist @charlietodd @seanmichaelhart @aaron_glaser @smileybridge @brianberrebbi @harryterj

KevinDeBacker: @murray_hill Waverly Diner is officially open for business!

KevinDeBacker: Fact: I really like Feist. FYI

KevinDeBacker: Hey @MJPav and @Codylindquist I'm almost there! Save a drink for me!

KevinDeBacker: Driving on BQE and all I have is radio... I hate LFAO

KevinDeBacker: RT @srandallgriffin: Happy thanksgiving everyone! http://t.co/rIIgzDng

KevinDeBacker: Coughing up a large booger chunk is only half the battle. U still have to spend time hunting it down and disposing of the nasty.

KevinDeBacker: I'm pretty sure @zeistea @evangreenspoon and I saw a pregnant hooker chillin at #alligatorlounge